FWFO Merch Has Landed (And We’re Giving Some Away)
If you believe in doing things simply, quickly and with a bit of attitude, you’ll probably like our merch.
The Flat White or F*ck Off shop is now live, packed with properly good gear designed to be worn, used and seen out in the wild. No novelty tat, no overthinking. Just clean, bold FWOFO pieces that do exactly what they say on the tin.
You can check it all out here: https://flatwhiteorfckoff.com/the-shop/

The giveaway bit (this is the fun part)
We’ve also put together some very special FWOFO boxes to send out to our flat white loving friends. One of them could be yours.
Inside? Free merch. Which, frankly, is hard not to love.
To enter, all you have to do is:
- Follow us on Instagram and TikTok
- Tag a friend who loves flat whites
- Like and share the giveaway post
That’s it. Winners will be picked next week.
One more thing
If you turn up to our pop-up on 28 January wearing your FWOFO merch, your flat white is on us.
Simple rules. Good coffee. Free stuff.
Flat white or f*ck off. ☕
Follow the journey
If you are curious to see how Flat White or F*ck Off unfolds, or want to support the experiment, you can follow along here:
Website: flatwhiteorfckoff.com
Instagram: @flatwhiteorfckoff
TikTok: @flatwhiteorfckoff
LinkedIn: Follow our page